Entry tags:
c&p of rage bc i'm mad as hell, so mad
the originals 2x04
"But trust me, he [Elijah] can take care of himself."
yeah, but a suggestion: how about using that magical device you mentioned earlier, the one that people use to call other people, to FUCKING CHECK on the person from whom you continuously ask the most extreme of of favors?! the person who acquiesces again AND AGAIN?
idk, i’m out of ideas myself, hayley.
btw, thanks for caring when no one else did, gia. i like you already. much appreciated.
THIS is why elijah just needs to STOP GIVING A FUCK! how on earth can someone who’s lived so long still be such a fucking doormat?!
LOVE
YOURSELF
ELIJAH
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also (x2), if hayley ends up helping klaus with mikael while leaving elijah with esther despite the fact that SHE was the one who asked elijah to help her people and thus the one who actually put him in his current situation, then i’m officially done with her.
good luck shacking up with with klaus or jackson or who the fuck ever, i don’t actually care. BYE.
(and i hope that after klaus succeeds in saving his brother, elijah finally, FINALLY, wakes the fuck up and the next time hayley asks him for a favor, his answers is yeah, thnx, but no thnx.)
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THE GOOD:


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i thought maybe it’d be better to wait until the next episode before i made my mind on this, but y’know what? i think i’m ready to call it now. i am le done.
- *slaps elijah* i know you were just daggered and sold out by your own brother and all, but don’t make promises you can’t keep!!!!!
- elijah, klaus has just ordered genocide on my people, could you be a pal and save them all, pls? thnx xoxo.
- elijah, i disrespected your privacy and snooped through your shit to sell some info about someone you loved, but that ain’t no biggie cuz she’s dead, amirite?
- elijah, pls save jackson, this guy you’ve never seen before in your life, from that burning building before you go looking for your sister rebekah, who is out there in danger.
- elijah, stay here and help my people who have just gone through this terrorist attack while i’ll just peace out and do my own thing.
- elijah, i know i’ve just been super sarcastic and aggressive to you like 10 minutes ago, but i need you to help my people again.
hayley marshall, i honestly don’t hate you. i’m sick and tired of female bashing in fandom, i am.
but i’m gonna need you to keep the fuck away from elijah and find someone else to go to when you need favors.
"But trust me, he [Elijah] can take care of himself."
yeah, but a suggestion: how about using that magical device you mentioned earlier, the one that people use to call other people, to FUCKING CHECK on the person from whom you continuously ask the most extreme of of favors?! the person who acquiesces again AND AGAIN?
idk, i’m out of ideas myself, hayley.
btw, thanks for caring when no one else did, gia. i like you already. much appreciated.
THIS is why elijah just needs to STOP GIVING A FUCK! how on earth can someone who’s lived so long still be such a fucking doormat?!
LOVE
YOURSELF
ELIJAH
****
also (x2), if hayley ends up helping klaus with mikael while leaving elijah with esther despite the fact that SHE was the one who asked elijah to help her people and thus the one who actually put him in his current situation, then i’m officially done with her.
good luck shacking up with with klaus or jackson or who the fuck ever, i don’t actually care. BYE.
(and i hope that after klaus succeeds in saving his brother, elijah finally, FINALLY, wakes the fuck up and the next time hayley asks him for a favor, his answers is yeah, thnx, but no thnx.)
****
THE GOOD:


****
i thought maybe it’d be better to wait until the next episode before i made my mind on this, but y’know what? i think i’m ready to call it now. i am le done.
- *slaps elijah* i know you were just daggered and sold out by your own brother and all, but don’t make promises you can’t keep!!!!!
- elijah, klaus has just ordered genocide on my people, could you be a pal and save them all, pls? thnx xoxo.
- elijah, i disrespected your privacy and snooped through your shit to sell some info about someone you loved, but that ain’t no biggie cuz she’s dead, amirite?
- elijah, pls save jackson, this guy you’ve never seen before in your life, from that burning building before you go looking for your sister rebekah, who is out there in danger.
- elijah, stay here and help my people who have just gone through this terrorist attack while i’ll just peace out and do my own thing.
- elijah, i know i’ve just been super sarcastic and aggressive to you like 10 minutes ago, but i need you to help my people again.
hayley marshall, i honestly don’t hate you. i’m sick and tired of female bashing in fandom, i am.
but i’m gonna need you to keep the fuck away from elijah and find someone else to go to when you need favors.